Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Always check your child's homework

Here's the reply the teacher received the following day:

Dear Mrs. Jones,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.  I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit.  I told her we sold out of every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and several people were fighting over who would get it.  Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole.  It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to heck her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Sincerely, Mrs. Smith


  1. Cute! Or maybe she was clinging to that pole during your earthquake?

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  3. Now that is entirely possible. But then what's the money for? Maybe everyone else wants to cling to the pole too?
    Love you!